As you may be able to tell, I have been forced to revise some recent posts. We all know who wears the pants.

My normally wonderful Conservative wife has apparently suffered some temporary brain ailment that has caused her to go all selectively-deaf, dyslexic and liberal on me. She is bordering on "whack-job." She has suddenly lost what little sense of humor she almost had, and can no longer tell the difference between sarcasm and commentary. Facts are losing their meaning, and statistics are all but worthless numbers. Reality and fantasy are blurring. I can tell her that a woman wrote something on this site and she will still call me sexist. I can show her hard numbers and she will argue about past injustices. Her spelling and syntax are more choppy and retarded than normal for her. I'm so affraid. Whatever she has, I don't like the looks of it. I guess all we can do at this point is pray.