---------Conspiracy Team Members -----------
Set De-Coder Rings to the following co-ordinates: Bravo-Tango-6-Foxtrot-Alpha-Charlie-004-Zulu-Delta-Niner
Message Follows:
Good job on the Chandra Levy thing. We now have the world press convinced that she is in fact the only missing person in the country. You may want to lower the dose of whatever you are giving Chandra's mother, however. She is starting to appear as if she's from another planet. Not even a close one. A planet far, far, away where Wookies rule the land and Ewoks roam the deserts looking for droids. Try cutting the dose on her so she looks like she's at least from this half of our galaxy. Other than that, good job. We now have the Liberals lulled into a sense of complacency. Don't let up on Torecelli, though. Remember him? The New Jersey Democrat we framed for taking bribes? He'll probably have to step down before going to prison in a few months and one of ours will be appointed to replace him. Tom "Dashole" will probably strike a deal with "Republican" John McCain to pull a "Jeffords" and switch to the other team. Oh no, what a loss and shock that would be. Doesn't currently appear as if our boy in Washigton is having any trouble getting any of his legislation through now anyways. His awkwardness and speech patterns do not appear to be responding to the medications we're slipping him. We may want to reconsider the robotic-puppet option we discussed earlier. Once again, I ask, who would notice? All things considered, he is doing a great job. Let's just try to keep the speeches brief and the words small. Remember, get to Mrs. Levy and cut her dose ASAP, looking at her makes me sleepy. I think she is trained in counter-intel and is trying to hypnotize us. Do NOT, repeat, Do NOT look directly in her eyes for any reason. Use extreme caution. Nothing follows.
Set De-Coder Rings to the following co-ordinates: Bravo-Tango-6-Foxtrot-Alpha-Charlie-004-Zulu-Delta-Niner
Message Follows:
Good job on the Chandra Levy thing. We now have the world press convinced that she is in fact the only missing person in the country. You may want to lower the dose of whatever you are giving Chandra's mother, however. She is starting to appear as if she's from another planet. Not even a close one. A planet far, far, away where Wookies rule the land and Ewoks roam the deserts looking for droids. Try cutting the dose on her so she looks like she's at least from this half of our galaxy. Other than that, good job. We now have the Liberals lulled into a sense of complacency. Don't let up on Torecelli, though. Remember him? The New Jersey Democrat we framed for taking bribes? He'll probably have to step down before going to prison in a few months and one of ours will be appointed to replace him. Tom "Dashole" will probably strike a deal with "Republican" John McCain to pull a "Jeffords" and switch to the other team. Oh no, what a loss and shock that would be. Doesn't currently appear as if our boy in Washigton is having any trouble getting any of his legislation through now anyways. His awkwardness and speech patterns do not appear to be responding to the medications we're slipping him. We may want to reconsider the robotic-puppet option we discussed earlier. Once again, I ask, who would notice? All things considered, he is doing a great job. Let's just try to keep the speeches brief and the words small. Remember, get to Mrs. Levy and cut her dose ASAP, looking at her makes me sleepy. I think she is trained in counter-intel and is trying to hypnotize us. Do NOT, repeat, Do NOT look directly in her eyes for any reason. Use extreme caution. Nothing follows.
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