I'm not exactly sure why it started, but the fact remains that at one point, we used to call a friend of ours "Gun." Perhaps it was a "Top Gun" thing, since he was the President of the fraternity at the time, mullet and all, when the movie came out. BUT, one day, someone, somewhere, called him "our little buddy, Gun." I said, "Hey, I went to High School with a guy named Buddy Gunn."
This statement went down in the lore of fraternity history as one of the biggest loads of crap ever told. It was up there with "I'm going to take Paulina Poriskova to formal next year."

To clear my good name, I offer you.................. Buddy Gunn.