Israel, huh? Ok, I got the solution to the whole Middle East problem. Fairly simple. It's been tried throughout history and proven to be 100% effective everytime it's been used. (Just like abstinance, but I digress.) Here's what has to happen: One side has to destroy the other side. Be it the Jews killing the Palestinians or the other way around, I don't really care, but if I had to pick a favorite, I'd go with Israel. The point is, until the enemy is destroyed or brought to their knees, there will be no peace. It's what the US did to the Native Americans. It's what we did to Japan and Germany in WWII. (It's what we should do to Canada.) It's what every country on the face of the Earth has had to do at one point or another in their history. They had to destroy their enemy. "But...but....but....violence never solves anything," the pacifists will cry. Au contraire mon petite amie. Violence has in fact solved everything in the past and it will solve everything in the future. Sad but true. The reason I'm not part of the most western front of the Third Riech is because violence solved that little Nazi problem. The reason I'm sitting here in former Piasa Indian Nation Territory is because violence solved that little redskin probelm. (Well, syphillis helped, but violence did most of the work.) The reason I'm not currently learning to speak Russian after the Cold War is because just the mere threat of violence solved that problem. The reason I watch my porn on VHS is because Beta sucked, but that's not the point. You see, kids, although no one actually likes to use it or enjoys it, violence is a very effective tool for attaining peace. The more the 2 sides pussy-foot around, the more innocent people are going to have to die. If I were a betting man, I'd put money on the Jews. I think it's a shame actually that they have shown so much "restraint" in not kicking Arafat's ass up to now. Women and children died because of that. It's like me going up to Evander Hollifield, poking him in the eyes, and him not doing anything. The next day, I know I can walk up to him and do it again. The next day, I may go for the eye poke AND the Indian burn. If he continues to do nothing every day I do that, by the 10th day, I'm going for the hat-trick: eye-poke, Indian-burn, and the nut-kick. The lesson here is this, Evander could have spared his nuts the brutality of my foot had he pounded me bloody on the second or third day. Violence works. It's sad that there are so many pansy-ass Peace-niks out there holding hands at their candlelight vigils, praying to their gods and goddesses, singing "Give Peace a Chance." HEY! FUCK-STICK, THEY GAVE PEACE A CHANCE AND SOME DICK-WAD BLEW HIMSELF UP AND KILLED 15 MORE JEWS! Looks like "peace" isn't really working out. It's time one side destroyed the other side. Then, and only, then will there be peace.