The Top Ten Reasons I haven't seen the new "Star Wars" movie yet:

10. I saw the first one.

9. Didn't see the second, third or fourth ones.

8. I don't live in my mom's basement.

7. Yoda is a muppet, not a real living being.

6. Actually, I tried to watch "Empire" and "Jedi" but fell asleep within 10 minutes.

5. I'm not a geek.

4. I'm not a homo.

3. I'm not 12.

2. I have a problem with space movies that have sound in outer space. Can't happen. You lost me right there.

And, the Number One reason I haven't seen the new "Star Wars" movie yet..........


I'm not a fucking loser!