I know there is a certain percent of the US population that depends on me, Mike B, to keep them up to date and fresh on all the new phat dope goin' down in the hood. So, as MC of this here hood, y'all listen up, homies, I'm about to lay it down on you, G.

Bibleman.

"Wassup wit dat?" you say. "Bibleman? What the hell is that about, Mike B?"

First off, just remember that you heard this phresh and phly phat dope here phirst, yo. Cuz I'm down like that. I'm always chillin' with the phreshest dope. I'm always kickin' it with the phlyest and phreshest rhymes. Then, when I'm done kickin' and chillin', I like to give props out to all my peeps and then I keep it real. I'm always keepin' it real, Home-Shopper.


(More on Bibleman later, or click a link to the left or search Google to see what is having a great impact on my boys. I love Willie Aames, I really do. Any Bibleman movie sells at Walmart for $10, if you don't like it, I'll buy it from you. If you have kids, boys or girls, you'll all love Bibleman, trust me. It beats the crap you're letting them watch now, I promise you that. Oh, and before you roll your eyes too hard, if you don't run out right now and buy one, I am giving you one for Christmas, so shut your fat pie-hole, Nancy-Boy!))

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