The list continues.............(oh, I got issues.....)



51. Those hideous long ribbed sweaters the 12-18 yr old girls are wearing nowadays. I have hated those things since I first saw them back in 7th grade. Why would someone go out of their way to look like McKenzie Phillips or Bea Arthur circa 1977? (By the way, what sort of sick bastard has a Bea Arthur Fan site?)

52. I have an on-going love/hate relationship with cleavage. On the one hand, I love it. On the other, I hate that I can't stare at it. On the one hand I love staring at it. On the other, I hate getting busted staring at it.

53. So-called "Hate Crime" legislation. It is completely ridiculous. It creates special "protected" classes of victims.

54. And we got some more stupid baby names to add to the ever growing list. This weekend I had the misfortune of meeting clients with innocent kids sadly named Conner, Kaylee, and Summer.

55. I'm beginnig to have a deep sense of contempt for most of the Martial Arts. Actually, for the people who partake in them. Why does it seem that you can always find the Karate School, oops, I mean, Dojo, a few doors down the strip mall from the Chiropractor?