Oh, just to clarify: We still wear deodorant. Just not anti-perspirant. all anti-perspirant does is use aluminum to shut off (clog) the pores so the stinky sweat can't come out. Well, if you quit using it, you WILL stink for about a week as all the crack-like concentrated sweat finally comes out. But after that initial phase, you find that you just don't really smell. I take that back. There is a natural chick-sweat smell in my wife's pits, but it's not the smelly kind anymore. Same with me. After an hour at the gym, I don't smell as fresh as a daisy. But, that's why we still go with the deodorant.

We quit the anti-perspirant about the same time we quit drinking milk. Milk sucks. Milk is evil. Milk is bad. Milk is the perfect food, IF YOU"RE A CALF!