Thursday, September 20, 2001


The list......continued.....

76. The "Calvin Pissing" window sticker, or any variation of it.
77. Anyone who refers to Michael Jackon as the "King of Pop". He is a freakish child-molesting monstrosity.
78. Americans who call a Restroom a "Lav" or "Head" or "Loo." Even if you are onboard a ship to England at the time, it is not permissable. These are the same pricks who call gasoline "Petrol."
79. People who don't wash their hands after they go to the Lav. I can't imagine not doing that, I mean, you may have spilled some Petrol on them, Mate.
80. People at the zoo who throw Frito's and Hot Dogs to the Polar Bears so they land right next to the sign that says "Please do NOT feed the bears."
81. People who say "Look at the Chipmonks, honey!" while in front of the Ground Hog exhibit.
82. "Hot enough for ya?" / "Cold enough for ya?"
83. Any guy that does not work on cars for a living that pops his own hood and tries to make a diagnosis. Find a Mullet and pay him.
84. Any salesman that uses cliched, worn-out and hackneyed lines while he searches for my "hot button".

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