Bartlett's Familiar Quotations. I'm sure your familiar the book, it's been around forever, gets re-done every year. It's what almost every crappy commencement speaker reaches for after he comes up with that brilliant first line, "Webster's defines 'graduation' as.....". Anyhow, the new one just came out. I think it's hillarious that we had to suffer through 8 fucking years of Bill Clinton and he got 3 quotations in the new edition. 3. Three. Tres. Uno less than quatro. Wow, you say? Most really famous people are lucky to get just one and he got 3?! Yeah. But.
Guess what they were. I'll shorten them a bit but you can get the gist. Remember, this is for posterity.

Famous Bill Clinton quote number 1. "I experimented with marijuana in college, I didn't enjoy it, I didn't inhale....."

Famous Bill Clinton quote number 2. "I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky...."

And Famous Bill Clinton quote number 3. "It depends on what the definition of the word "is" is, I mean, does it mean "had" or "ever had" or........."

Eight years to build a legacy of integrity and this is what the history books will remember the most. What a joke. The sad thing is, at this point, he is the number one most appealing thing about the Democratic Party today. They drag him everywhere to raise money. Who do they have for 2004? McCain? Oh, wait, I think he's still on our team. Doesn't act like it, but he wears the jersey.