Last night some friends and I went out for a beer after work and we met some of their friends. Let's call them K and L. Great girls. Anyhow, talking to them, we discovered a new MILF that I totally dig. This may be a stretch, but stay with me here. She's smart, she's sexy in an unidentifiable way, she's.......Sharon Osbourne, Ozzy's wife. Don't know why, there's just something about her. I know I'll catch some shit for this from a few people, but, sorry, she's got MILF potential.