There should be "Name Crime" Legislation. It should be illegal to name children certain things. In the past some names were just ugly. Clyde, Gertrude, Helga, etc. Now, names are just stupid and cruel to children. If you name your child Madison, for example, you should be sentenced to a minimum 40 years in prison, no parole, subject to scheduled anal rapings daily. Violations that could get someone 20 years: Conner, Connor, Dillon, Dillyn, Dylan, Ashley, Ashleigh, Ashlee, McKenzie, Makenzie, Kylee, Cylee, Kaylee, Caylee, Caitlyn, Katelyn, Catelyn, Kaitlyn, Caytlin, Kaytlin, Lizbeth, Lisbeth, Taylor, Teighlor, Riley, Rylee, Lizann, Luanne, Tiffany, Sydney, Alex, Olivia, Paige, Lilly, or any hyphnated combo involving, but not limitted, to Mary-, Beth-, Kate-, or Liz-.