Most good jokes used to start, "A guy walks into a bar......"
Now, it seems that anytime a Palestinian walks into a bar, he blows up.
Yasser of course denies any knowledge of anything. A CNN reporter confronted Yasser about his knowledge of the terror inflicted on the Israeli people. Yasser got all bug-eyed and screamed, "Show me one evidence!! That's not my bag, baby." The CNN reporter hands him a 103 page report, detailing conversations, orders, knowledge, etc., all pointing the finger at Yasser being the man in charge of it all.
I just wish the CNN Reporter had handed it to him and said, "One 103 page book, titled 'Terror-That is My Bag, Baby' by Yasser Arafat."
"SHOW ME ONE EVIDENCE!!"
"One receipt for a manual titled "How to Blow-Up-On-A-Bus" signed 'Yasser Arafat.'
"SHOW ME ONE EVIDENCE!!"
"One VHS tape, titled 'Work at Home-Killing Jews', written, produced and directed by one 'Yasser Arafat'.
Now, it seems that anytime a Palestinian walks into a bar, he blows up.
Yasser of course denies any knowledge of anything. A CNN reporter confronted Yasser about his knowledge of the terror inflicted on the Israeli people. Yasser got all bug-eyed and screamed, "Show me one evidence!! That's not my bag, baby." The CNN reporter hands him a 103 page report, detailing conversations, orders, knowledge, etc., all pointing the finger at Yasser being the man in charge of it all.
I just wish the CNN Reporter had handed it to him and said, "One 103 page book, titled 'Terror-That is My Bag, Baby' by Yasser Arafat."
"SHOW ME ONE EVIDENCE!!"
"One receipt for a manual titled "How to Blow-Up-On-A-Bus" signed 'Yasser Arafat.'
"SHOW ME ONE EVIDENCE!!"
"One VHS tape, titled 'Work at Home-Killing Jews', written, produced and directed by one 'Yasser Arafat'.
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